I Won't Be Quitting My Day Job

I really suck at painting. And, it's so tedious, it irritates the hell out of me. So far, between Gabriel's bedroom and our hallway bathroom, I've painted 6 times in 2 weeks. First of all, I couldn't quite find the right shade of blue for Gabriel's room. Then, I reluctantly painted the bathroom green upon Kevin's request and ended up with a mossy puke green. Now, it's a a pistachio puke green.

I'm calling a professional painter tomorrow. And the bathroom will not be green. Screw this shit.