Depressing Moment

Me: "Do I look fat?"
Him: "No. You look beautiful, you're perfect."
Me: "Can you tell that I've gained weight?"
Him: "No, you look the same."
Me: "Honestly?"
Him" "Yup!"
Me: (putting on jeans, struggling to get them over butt)
"Oh my God! My jeans won't go over my ass! I am fat!"
Him: "They just shrunk, that's all..."
Me: (tears welling up) "You lie, you just want me to feel better..."
Him: (watching t.v. pretending to not hear)

I've checked back into L.A. Weight Loss today.